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Debbie and the big red guy
By admin
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 05:22 AM
Tired of playing with yourself? Meet Debbie. She is hot, ready, and willing to show you the ropes. She's been to diablo's steamy lair and lived to tell the tale. Or is that tail? :D

Tired of playing with yourself? Meet Debbie. She is hot, ready, and willing to show you the ropes. She's been to diablo's steamy lair and lived to tell the tale. Or is that tail? :D

This is the first in a series of articles starting this month bringing you exclusive interviews of the Hot Girls of Diablo!

(IPwire) 2002-4-1 Debbie and the big red guy

This is John Goode and I'm interviewing Debbie about her recent encounter with the evil lord, Diablo.

"He was huge!" giggles Debbie, as I try to interview the young lass.

"You're refering to big D, right?" I ask.

"Who else, you nerd! I got to his lair, and it was filled with some kind of intoxicating smoke. My nipples got all erect thinking about what LAY ahead. Hee hee!"

"Umm, ok. Tell us more."

"Well, he appeared and I was a little unsure of myself. He sensed this and started circling around me, eyeing my tight ass."

"Really? He never does that when I play!"

"Then he flashed his humongous cock! I about died! Then I realized it was only his tale. Bummer!"

"Yeah, bummer! Then what?"

"Well, the little prick started getting all touchy and grabby. Talk about no romance!"

"...the nerve of that guy. So what'd you do?" I eagerly asked.

"Well, I kicked him right square in the nuts! He had this look of shock on his face as he toppled over. That taught him to respect my authoriTAAYYY!"

"Really?" *gulp*

"After that, it was pretty boring. We just looted the place. He dropped a ring of engorgement and a big, funny looking balloon with spikes all over it. That's when that damn Wirt grabbed it, slipped inside the thing, and starting screaming something about safe sex! Safe Sex!"

"Wirt?"

"Yeah, that little squirt was there too. So I gave him a kick square in the nuts and that shut the little fucker right up!"

"Darn, I see our time is up. Tune in next week for the next installment of Debbie Does Diablo II!"

Johnny Goode

36 Replies to Debbie and the big red guy

OMFG
By omfgbot
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 05:28 AM
BOT!!!!!!
Damnit rick
By IceORBZ
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 07:33 AM
I cant look @ that kinda shit at school bro, remove that banner on the top please! Trying to get me in trouble
April Fools!!!
By DoomSlice
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 07:41 AM
Or is it...
dude
By modegaa
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 09:37 AM
i think what you just did is really shitty, you know for a fact that younger kids get on this site like ice and my little brother. i dont want my brother to see that kind of stuff, and on top of that, if you are going to post someone naked, dont post an ugly bitch. I bet you that you just lost a lot of hits from the younger users who cant view that kinda crap on the internet.
re: Debbie and the big red guy
By Cyrus
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 09:43 AM
modega.... awwwwwwww booo hoooooo cry...... sorry that your just covering up the fact your GAY
re: Debbie and the big red guy
By HaNc
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 10:13 AM
hi My NaMe iS hAnC
re: Debbie and the big red guy
By admin
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 10:28 AM
Hmm, little kids around when you guys talk like you do? For shame! And I've seen some way nastier shit (oops!) posted here like the goat sex site... and no one screamed "But what about the children!?!?" then. I guess some people would rather see big assholes than lovely females. Go figure!

Oh well, Debbie has decided to go undercover for the time being. Some of you do surf from school, so I didn't mean ta get ya in trouble. Sowwy! :D

Rick
suck a dick cyrus
By modegaa
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 10:28 AM
if u want a porn site, go to a porn site, theres no real reason why that should be on here
re: Debbie and the big red guy
By Masta_
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 10:39 AM
Rick, Debbie isn't even thhat good looking.

Trailor park trash plz?
re: Debbie and the big red guy
By HaNc
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 10:47 AM
YouR mOm LooKs LikeEEEEE a PuTo RiCKK~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FaGStAr
oh dear god
By skelet0r
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:00 AM
thats rick in drag....and that was the worst trash article ive ever read...you should ban ursled for this newbie shit...rick ur a fag why dont u go jack off to pictures of urself in drag on your own time...not ours...this is so gay...i hope u die for it
holy crap...
By faithless
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:09 AM
i tried so hard not to laugh.... but that shit u wrote is really crappy... and the girl in the pic had a bad nose job....
not to talk about that Bcup tiny tits and still hanging there like she s 80 years old (T_T;
lol skele
By modegaa
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:10 AM
i like that :) i also wish rick would die~
re: Debbie and the big red guy
By Sully_member has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:12 AM
my comments:
1) Bad Mannar- I'm in the computer lab at school. I don't know about you guys, but this institute of higher learning frowns on porn. Bastards :)
2) "Debbie" looks like she got hit in the face with the ugly sledgehammer.
3) You have no chance to survive make your time.
re: Debbie and the big red guy
By CH1CK3N_NU663T
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 12:13 PM
plz dont pollute the dzone community with ugly women
thx
for the good of the people
re: Debbie and the big red guy
By NoMQuiKeeMaRtMaN
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 12:20 PM
yes if ur gonna turn this into a porn site make sure the girls are hot
re: Debbie and the big red guy
By asdf1234
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 12:46 PM
yes weap is right again t.t
re: Debbie and the big red guy
By Sully_member has saluted, click to view salute photos
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 12:57 PM
perhaps make it so debbie can be seen in "full splendor" in the porn section?
rick i have an idea (karma: -1)
By Cyrus
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 01:14 PM
maybe you should add a gay button for modega.. so he can jack off to somthing more his style....gw
re: Debbie and the big red guy
By admin
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 01:28 PM
Nose job? How the hell can you tell she had a nose job? Inquiring minds want to know. :D

And those of you knocking her, put up links to your girlfriend's picture so we can judge how your standards really fare.

Rick

p.s. And ignore the numb-nuts who are farming and getting banned elsewhere and cluttering up this forum with banned accounts. I hear xp are adding in rules where you can only participate on the home site where you created your account.
re: Debbie and the big red guy
By SpACeLy_II
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 01:34 PM
all i can see is a pic of her face, am i missing something? if so tell me how to see her nakid i wouldnt mind adding my 2 cents, this is obviously an april fools
re: Debbie and the big red guy
By Grou_
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 01:40 PM
my nuts are not numb sir, come feel them if you want
re: Debbie and the big red guy
By Grou_
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 05:57 PM
what is secret to seeing her topless rick sir
re: Debbie and the big red guy
By Takhisis
On Mon Apr 01, 2002 07:46 PM
She was nakid earlier in the day. You missed out jay =p

Well not rally, she isn't the hottest of hot but she is still better than what most of the fools in here could ever get LOL
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